how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
(Source: clanked, via raise-it-hi)
I’ll message everyone who reblogs this and tell you what I think you look like (hair color, hair length, eye color, etc), height, age, (I’m on my phone so I can’t click on about/me pages but if any of that information is just right up there in your description then sorry about it) and your personality based on what you post on your blog.
I’m not psychic I’m just bored so don’t expect these to be accurate just extremely amusing for you to read.
(via vogue-flair)
i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
(via sometimesconfused)
Not gonna lie I spend 86% of my time imagining different scenarios in my head
(Source: quincykisses, via v-o-g-u-e-i-s-a-r-t)
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
[AGGRESSIVELY SMASHES THROUGH YOUR ROOF GRABS YOU BY THE HAND TAKES YOU OUT TO DINNER SCREAMS HOW PRETTY YOU ARE SHOVES MONEY AT THE WAITER TAKES YOU TO A MOVIE RUNS YOU BACK TO YOUR HOUSE KISSES YOU BY THE DOOR AND CARTWHEELS AWAY]
(via hatred-and-desire)